forgetful follies

things I forgot to bring on my vacation:

-my allergy medication (I have severe allergies to my sisters in cramped backseats)
-my knee pads for roller blading
-my hot tub flirting skills
-my face that pretends that I like family history
-my favorite navy blue pen that doesn't seep through paper
-my conditioner that doesn't smell like herb tea
-my extra 6 fingers for all the buttons I wanted to push on the elevator
-my cool water bottle that I could use when I was pretending to tan by the pool
-my car charger
-my pretty feet
-my cat
-you